Plastic Wrapped Calories

By: pixbyshumbles

Jan 02 2012

Category: January 2012

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On the second day of January my true love said to me …

“Hon, tomorrow I’m going to start my diet”.

This comes just after we welcomed yet another tin of bickies and Ferrero Rocher (ooh, ambassador!) into our home.

Not to mention the as yet unopened Stollen I bought last week on sale in Lidl.

Hmm.

He means it too.

He did it to me last year when I had a white frock to slim into …

The fecker went on a diet, lost half of himself and left me to selflessly scoff three massive tins of biscuits.

How did I do it?

Well, it was a strict regime involving chocolate-coated yummies for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

It was hard but with true grit and determination I did it.

Three tins of bisquits in four weeks.

Yes, I am your junk-food hero.

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